• Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

"I cared once. Fucked me up."


petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(via vividss)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via vividss)

"I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong."

Lemony Snicket  (via ohdangitsnina)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via thuuuytraaan)

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80


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(via vividss)


im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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